The Beginning!

I spend a minimum of 4 hours a day on the net and nearly 40% of what I type everyday is in Finglish (AKA Fargilisi). To cut the long fairytale… I decided to give this “kewl Web log thingy” a shot. Here it goes:

• All posts will be either in Finglish or English and I will guarantee that you won’t see a single Farsi paragraph here. Simply because I don’t know how to type it and I can’t be arsed to learn it!
• I’d do my best to keep this blog updated. Aaand my best would be posting links and pictures, talking about movies, politics, music, blah blah blah!
• I will post Jokes! If you think you would be offended by reading them, do not read them! Simply put: “Read At Your Own Risk”.
• No Hippity Hop behaviour will be tolerated here. If anyone calls me Yo, his or her arse will be whooped with pleasure!

FAQ

Send me your questions and I’ll update this section ASAP.

- Yo! T’sup?
- Yo mama!

- Why don’t you use Finglish to Farsi converters?
- With all due respect for the programmers of BitaWeb translator and similar softwares, their products are not able to translate most of my vocabulary (e.g. Zereshk)! If I want to edit all these words one by one, it takes ages to finish a single paragraph.

- I hate looong paragraphs. Why don’t you write short paragraphs?
- I’ll try!

- Why do you insult religious people?
- I don’t. I respect everyone as long as they respect my privacy. But if anybody says to me “brother, muslims shouldn’t drink beer”, I would happily show him my middle finger!

- My mate’s blog has zillions of blog link. Why don’t you add some more?
- These are the weblogs I read every day. If I find a new interesting one, I’ll update the list.

- Why don’t you like Souresrafil?
- I don’t like rude people. As simple as that!

- Are you gay?
- No. Even if I was, the rules would be the same! Are you still interested?!

- Blue or Red?
- Used to be a Red fan. But frankly, I don’t give a [beeep] anymore!

- Politics sucks!
- Well done Einstein! Now what was your question, again?!

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