Only If…

6 sobh khabidam, 10 pa shodam ta in assignmente folan folan shode ro tamoom konam. bar haft jaddo abade harchi assignment hast lanat. amen!

Chirac hessabi be kallash zade! Amma felan baghiye bahoone kardan ke baya Cyprus ro be rasmiyat beshnasi bad. Belakhare bad az hezar sal in torkey dare movafagh mishe khodesho kamelan ghatiye Europe bokone. Tanha ellati ke shaki hastam in hast ke Iran bejoz gonde goozi va poz dadan be 2500 sal tarikhesh hich ghalati nakarde (aghallan darin salhayi ke man yadam miyad!)

hardafe inja ba bachahaye daneshgah bahsemoon mishe tondi migan Persia folan, Persia bahman. Greek gooze, Roman cholaghe… Soale man ine: “Ki alan Italy ro be esme ‘the Roman empire’ mishnase?! agar too khiyaboon az kasi addressesho beporsi 3 ta etefagh momken hast dar javabet boyofte:

• Yaroo az khande mitereke va mire peye karesh!
• Yaroo mitarse va fekr mikone divoone hasti!
• Baham refigh mishin va tabestoon mirin Italy!

Mohem in nist ke 2500 sale pish ma sahabe doniya boodim, mohem ine hast ke alan chekare hastim. mohem in nist ke man avvale dabestan hameye nomreham 20 bood, mohem in hast ke alan mesle khar too gel moondam va in assignmente bipedar dare badbakhtam mikone!

…. Beharhal, Torkey che ozv EU beshe che nashe, Iran doros besho nist be hamin sadegiya. Harf to harf oomad yadam raft… Chirac be nazare man yek mesale kamel az yek siyasatmadare daheye 60 hast! Emkan nadare Kravatesh kaj bashe ya moohash bargh nazane! Doniya baraye har yedoone ‘Dubyah‘, panj ta Chirac lazem dare.

Va amma barmigardim be yeki az ghadimi tarin soalhaye tarikh: “Goshname, chizi nadarim bokhoram, che konam?!“

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