Reporting live from the crime scene!

Taghriban yek saate pish neshaste boodam paye computer say mikardam ke hoselam sar nare, yeho fire alarm mesle chi bargham ro paroond! zoodi paridam kelido kife pool va mobile ro bardashtam. Ta kafsham ro pam konam shod kollan shod 3~4 daghighe. raftam biroon didam hamsayeha daran yeki yeki saro kallashoon peyda mishe.

Too rahro booye gande plastic sookhte miyoomad. dozarim oftad ke ghaziye jeddi hast va mesle test alarme too campus nist! ta beresam payin 2 ta mashine gondeye ghermez arbade keshoon oomadan. jeddi jeddi mesle filma! biroon ham ke sooz miyoomad geda kosh, manam faghat ye yaghe ski va jean pooshide boodam….. kholase in aghayoone atish neshan oomadan va tondi soal poal kardan ke hame injan? kasi dige hast? azin maska zadan mesle filma raftan too sakhtemoon. kholase ma ham mesle sag oon biroon milarzidim.

Alan taghriban 10 daghighe hast ke bargashtam bala. goftan ke eshkal electrical boode az Flat 8. in booye gand fekr konam hala halaha too khoon ebemoone!

Amma kollan jaleb bood. Hichkas ham hichish nashod! ambulance tanha kari ke kard in bood ke patoo dad behemoon! badesham goft male khodetoon!

Agar doos darin bavar nakonin(!) berid azashoon beporsin. yaroo goft ke reporte mahane ro mitoonin majani az fire station begirin. beheshoon begin ke reporte 18 DEC, Sutton Lodge ro mikhayn:

Mr John Jessop

263 Guildford Road

Guildford

NSW 2161

Tel: 9632 6856

Fax: 9892 1467

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