Shylock, The Jew!

Dirooz natijeye entekhabate jadide Ukraine elam shod va Yushchenko ba raye khoobi barande shod. Amma Yanukovych, nakhost vazire kalle khareshoon doos nadare rezayat bede. Mesle bachahaye loose va negh neghoo neshaste oon bala mige: ‘nimikhaaam, nimiiikhaaam!’

Harchi fekr kardam bejoz Marshall Tito hatta yek dictatore bahoosh dar tarikh gir natoonestam biyaram. Hitler ke bishtar az nesfe Europe ro gerefte bood ham hatta benazare man adame ahmaghi bood. Amma chizi ke mohem hast ine ke in ahmaghha yeki yeki daran miran. Akharishoon ham ke midoonid ‘baradare hamsaye va mosalman’ Saddam Hussein Aflaghi bood!

Helmut Kohl ham gir karde bood too in seyle Sri Lanka. Dirooz sobh goftan ke 7000 nafar koshte shodan, alan migan ke bishtar az 50,000. Hamishe migoftan ke ‘harchi sange male paye lange’. Hamishe injoor badbakhtiya bayad sare adamye goshne va bichare biyad. Pffft!

The Merchant of Venice ro dirooz didam. Maaahshare! Modatha bood ke chenin filme khoobi nadide boodam. Al Pacino mesle hamishe shahkar karde. Daghigheye 51:10 ta 52:40 ro khoob bebinid. Pacino baraye 2 daghighe va nim behetoon yadavari mikone ke ‘honarpishe‘ ba ‘honarmand‘ zamin ta asemoon fargh dare. Too in 2 daghighe ashk mirize, asabani mishe be tori ke hararate khoonesh ro ehsas mikonin. Vaghean shahkare. Daghigheye 103:45, az dardi ke mikeshe dardetoon migire. HATMAN BEBINID. Agar nabinid nesfe doniya ke hich, kolle doniya ro az dast dadin!

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