2004!

Say mikonam be tartibe tarikhe ettefagh benvisam.

- Oscar: LOTR kolli jayeze gereft. Amma hichkas aghlesh naresid ke bege yeki az ‘boring’tarin filmhaye tarikhe cinema nabayd inhame jayeze begire. Hezarbar goftam, film oonjayi ke Frodo halghash ro mindaze to atish bayad tamoom mishod. Amma chon mikhastan daghighan mesle ketab bashe hey leftesh dadan hey leftesh dadan. 45 daghighe bad vaghti ke mishod kamelan asabi boodan va khaste shodane mardom ro ehsas kard too cinema film tamoom shod. Hala ye soal: “Aya baraye ‘the most boring’ farsi darim? masalan mishe begim khastekonandetarin?!”

- Madrid Bombs: Khoone boodam ke shenidam. mikhastam zang bezanam az yeki az bachaha bebinam chi be chi hast, vali khoshbakhtane online bood va kolli be jibe ma lotf kard!

- Marlon Brando: Zendegiye shakhsish be man marboot nist. Man mesle adamyi ke az range shorte hamsayashoon ham doos daran ba khabar bashan nistam. Marlon Brando yeki az honarpishehaye mahboobam bood. Heyf ke zood 80 salesh shod va mord!

- Olympics: Pfffft, man az Olympice Seoul be intaraf hich marasemi ro az dast nadadm. Eftetahiyeye Athen kheyli ghashang bood….. Harchand ke HESSABI halam gerefte shod vaghti teame Iran varede stadium shod. Ba 2 ta az bachaha ta 10 daghighe poshte telephone fohsh be zamino zaman midadim….. Amma asle matlab ekhtetamiye bood. Man zarfe 10 daghighe pa shodam raftam. Agar nadidin kolahetoon ro bendazin hava. Tanha chizi ke az dast dadin ye concerte greeke toolani va bedard nakhor bood!

- Beslan School Siege: Kesafathaye namard! Bishtar azin dalil mikhayd ke din maghze adamizad ro pook mikone? Agar gharar hast behesht por az in heyvoonhaye past bashe, man tarjih midam beram jahannam!

- Ansari X Prize: Kasani ke fekr mikonand dar ayande admizad be faza nakhahad raft, liyaghate bargh, mashin, havapeyma, computer va hezarta chize digar ro nadarand. Bayad befrestaneshoon too ghar va hatta lebaseshoon ro ham azashoon gereft! Badan rajebe in adama minvisam.

- Superman: Christopher Reeve mord. Yadam hast salha pish majalleye Time ye maghaleye mofassal az zendegish neveshte bood. Marde bichare hatta nafaskeshidanesh ham ba dastgah bood. Republicanhaye namard kolli joke cherto pert rajebesh sakhtan babate karhayi ke rajebe Stem Cell kard. Amma yek mosht adame zaboon nafahme gharneshin (hamoonayi ke ghablan goftam) hey choob mikardan laye charkhe weel chairesh!

- Bush: Rastesh ajib baraye man in bood ke Kerry kheyli nazdik be bush barande shod. In ax hame chiz ro roshan mikone!

- Araft: Ghabool daram ke in akhara Arafat ham shode bood valiye amre moslemine Palestine. Amma yek chiz ro hichkas nemige: bedoone Arafat aslan chizi be esme Palestine alan vojood nadasht. Moamele kardan ba joohood kare harkasi nist!

- Tsunami: Bishtar az 150,000 ro nabood kard. Azemate in moj ro bebinid. In website ham jalebe, amma yekami kond hast. Kolli ax va film dare ke baziyash aslan jaleb nist!

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