A True Story!

Taghriban yek hafte pish khoondam ke IWF(International Weight Lifting Federation) mikhad behtarin vaznebardare gharn ro entekhab kone. Az oonmoghe be invar, tooye webloghaye Irani hessabi sholoogh shode. Amma chera? Faghat bekhatere Irani bazi! Chejoori? Migam…..

Hosseine Derakhshan nazare kamelan shakhsiye khodesh ro dar webloge shakhsish nevesht mabni bar in ke ray nemide chon az vazne bardari badesh miyad. be hamin sadegi. Bad azin majara dado bidade mardom raft hava ke “aaay amoo jan chera oonjoor mikoni akhe?!”. Foshshesh dadan ke to maro majboor kardi behet dar jahaye mokhtalef ray bedim, amma hala to komaki nemikoni.

Ta oonjayi ke man midoonam, ‘Editor: Myself‘ yek webloge kamelan shakhsi hast. doroste ke kolli visitor dare, amma in dalil nemishe ke sahebe weblog harfe delesh ro nazane. Yeki doost dare ray bede, yeki dige doost dare ray nade.

Dalile Derakhshan kamelan moshakhas hast. dar 2 paragraph rokko rasto poost kande gofte chera ray nemide. Amma ‘gheyrate Irani’ baes mishe ke baziha joore digari bekhoonand. Matalebe Alireza Tamadon ro ziyad mikhoonam, amma fekr nemikardam enghadr zood joosh biyare. Az matalebesh injoor fekr mikardam ke adame khoonsard va shookho shangi bayad bashe, amma rastesh in post yekami halam ro gereft (harchand ke fahashi nakardanesh farghesh ro ba kheyliya roshan mikone!).

….. Man nemidoonam chera har dafe mikham char khat mesle adamaye doktor mohandes benvisam vasatash gij mishamo bahs ro gom mikonam…..

Ahhah, yadam oomad! Man ray dadam chon az Rezazadeh khoshm miyad. Adame pako safo sadeyi hast. Mesle baziha pedarsookhte bazi nadare. Haji shod chon az samime ghalb eteghad dare be in chiza. Reshveye Torkey ro ghabool nakard chon doost dare mamlekatesho….. Hameye ina ro goftam, yeki dige momkene yejoor dige fekr kone va nakhad ray bede. Khob nade. YEK ray mage be kasi bar mikhore? Nemikhore dige amoo jan! Banabarin ray dadan ya nadadane derakhshan na be man bar mikhore, na be Rezazadeh.

felan dige basse, mitarsam bishtar khar too khar she!

P.S: Daram linke in post ro mifrestam baraye Alireza Tamadon. Agar ke hoeseleye khoondan dasht va ta injash ro khoond, motmaennam ke in yeki do khat ro ham mikhoone: In weblog hamoontori ke neveshtam ‘My Daily Taxi Chat‘ hast. Agar fekr mikonid man khiyal daram moshte mohkam bezanam too dahane digaran ya inke folano bahman eshtebah tashrif avordin. Beghole ghadimiya ‘Zayeshgah oonvare khiyaboone nane joon, inja labaniyatiye!’

Update: Website IWF dood shod raft hava! Az hamoon avval ham systeme ray gereftaneshoon yekami ajibo gharib bood be nazaram. Poll nabood, application form bood engar, pffft!

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