To Whom It May Concern: Happy St. Valentine’s Day!

Harcheghadr ke easyJete pedar sookhte adam ro azyat mikone, dar avazesh BMI kolli tahvil migire. Mehmandarhaye ba tarbiyat va yek systeme monazzam dare ke az yek airline na chandan bozorg (az IranAir albatte bozorgtare!) bayid hast.

Va amma rouze St. Valentine….. in eeede saeid (eyd na, mosalmoonaye vagheyi bayad began eeed; Labod agha farmoodand ke aahaade mellat bayad began eeed!)….. dashtam migoftam, in eeed ra be omoome moslemine jahan tabrik gofte va arezooye aghle salim barayetan mikonam. Amen! Oonhayi ham ke mosalmoon nistan khodeshoon midoonand niyazi be tabrike man nist. Khosh bashin!

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