Give Us A Call Sometime!

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Az oonjayi ke jadidan mod shode navarhaye video va sedaye adamhaye maroof dar dastrase mardome hamishe dar sahne gharar begire, injaneb tasmim gereftam matne navare mokalemeye telephoniye ye babayi ba harame Emam Reza ro montasher konam. Versione kamelesh ro bezoodi dar The Sun mitoonid bekhoonid.

Operator: Salam khedmate shoma hamvatane aziz.

Anonymous: Alo?

Operator: Azizam befarmayid, shoma roo khat hastid.

Anonymous: Alo?

Operator: Janam? Befarmayid azizam. Sedaye shoma khoob miyad.

Anonymous: Alo? Sedaye man miyad? Alo?

Operator: Bale azize man. Sedaye televisionetoon ro kam konid yekam lotfan. Shoma rooye khat hastid. Amretoon ro befarmayid.

Anonymous: Agha ma asheghe shoma hastim. Mano khanoomam az sobh ta shab shoma ro doa mikonim.

Operator: Ma koochike shoma hastim azizam. Ye esme koochik be man midi?

Anonymous: Gholamreza az Dallas.

Operator: Bah bah. Janam Gholamreza jan, karetoon ro befarmayid azizam.

Gholamreza: Agha ma zang zadim arze eradat konim. In pesare man, gholame shomas, har rouz mishine inja be shoma fekr mikone. Kheyli doost dare shoma ro.

Operator: Man ghorbane shoma beram. Esmesh chiye in azize ma?

Gholamreza: Saeid, amma inja sedash mikonim Sid. Aslan nemidoonid shoma ro cheghad doost dare.

Operator: Ma ham hameye omidemoon be shomast. Shoma darkhasti chizi nadari azizam?

Gholamreza: Man fadaye oon keravate khoshgeletoon besham. Silkiye agha?

Operator: Shoma Keravate mano az poshte telephone chetori mibini?

Gholamreza: Mage oonja VPTV* nist agha?

Operator: Na amoo jan, inja harame Emam Rezas!

[The End Of Tape]

*: VPTV stands for Very Persian Television!

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