Italian Red Carpet: MTV Style!

Jimbo: Check dis out y’all. I is here in Vatican and we is gownna party with some hot Italian chicks here after this show! Ne’wayzzz… N’ogh with that shit. Let’s see who’s here… Aah there’s da President mah man. Respect yo!

Bush: Howdy?

Jimbo: T’sup Dowg?! What’s Crackin’?!

Bush: We’rrre here to say goodbye to “A champion of freedom”. It’s a shame he’s not here to see the freedom of Iraq!

Jimbo: That’s mah man. Big it up y’all for da President of da U S of A… Hey there’s Tony and Cherrrie. G’day Mate!

Tony: Actually that’s Australian accent. We’re British!

Jimbo: Same shit dowg! You’re both is island, aight?!

Tony: I’m afraid that does not justify.

Jimbo: Nevah mind, bitch. T’sup Cherie?

Cherie: Hihihih!

Jimbo: Geee dowg! That is a big mouth you got there honey pot! You people is weird dowg! Know whot I’m sayin’? Aight aight, listen y’all. I’mma talk to mah man, Mr Muuu-gah-be from da Zim-baaahb-weyh! Whot’s happenin’ bro?!

Mugabe: Hello to you my friend. Pope John Paul II was a good friend of mine even though he was white!

Jimbo: Motha fucka, keep yoo racist shit to yourself dowg. This ain’t your show, this is mah show!… Hey who’s da dude with shades? Aight aight, let’s see… Hey yo. T’sup nigga?!

Khatami: Besmellahe rahmane rahim, man Seyed Mohammade Khatami hastam az Jomhooriye Eslamiye Iran. Maa bedin vaslie narahatiye khod ra az inke…

Jimbo: Whot’s that yoo sayin man? I ain’t speak that shit you’re sayin’! Say, where did ya get that shades? They look coooool, bro!

Khatami: Maaa aaamadim inja ta sabet konim ke “Aghaye Pope” marde khoobi bood va be Islam ehteram migozasht. Az hamin forsat estefade mikonam va pishnahad mikonam sale ayande be sale Goftegooye Adyan namgozari shavad!

Jimbo: Aight man, this dude don’t understand a word I’m sayin’. But respect yo, you can go now!

Khatami: Hatta oondafeyi ke man raftam pishesh goft ke mikhad Mosalmoon beshe.

Jimbo: Aight dowg, go or I’mma have to ask mah bitches in da security to kick yoo ass! Aight y’all, that was all. I is gownna go find some good stuff for tonnnight, know whot I’m sayin?! Respect y’all. Respect!… Hey, DJ, spin that shit!

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