Library!

Moteassefane vaziyate EFTEZAHE amoozeshe zaban dar madares va daneshgahaye Iran na tanha komaki be bachaha nemikone, balke zarar ham miresoone. Khoob yadam hast ke avvale dabirestan ye moaleme zaban dashtim ke be ketabkhoone migoft “Librerary“. Harchi ma zoor mizadim nemifahmidim ke oon “ra” az koja ezafe shode be in kalame. Pire marde mehrabooni ham bood va kejalat mikeshidim behesh begim. Be modiremoon ham ke migoftim migoft “Naaa, ishoon ensane daneshmandi hastand“. Amma hamin ensane daneshmand migoft “I did wanted to…“. Chetor yek kasi ke nemidoone bad az “Did” nabayad “ed” estefade kone shode bood modarrese zaban, man yeki valla bilmiram!

Va amma oon kasani ke basavad hastand… Lahjeye Irani ro be rahati mishe dar har jaye doniya tashkhis dad. Chand vaghte pish dashtam Radio yechizi goosh midadam, yek babayi zang zad va shoroo kard be harf zadan. Jikki saniye hads zadam ke Irani bashe. Bad ke esmesh ro goft motmaen shodam. Kasani ro mishnasam ke salhast inja hastand va PhD dar folan reshte darand arvahe shikameshoon, amma dahaneshoon ro ke baz mikonan adam az khejalat ab mishe!

Moteasefane kheyli az daneshjoohaye inja ham haminjoorand. Az hamoon avvali ke miyan “kharej” shoroo mikonand be goftane “Mesterrr“, “dis“, “dat“, “Vat“, “Havaryoo” va hezarta kalameye ajibo gharibe dige ke faghat Iraniha migand. Nemigam ke faghat ma injoori hastim. Hameye kharejiha injooriyand, amma ino midoonam ke ma Iraniha mitoonim rahat lahje avaz konim. Be ghole maroof zaboonemoon khoob micharkhe. Midoonam ke dar yek joke mitoonim bejaye Tork, Rashti, Esfehani, Abadani va hatta joohood harf bezanim. Amma vaghti “khareji” harf mizanim faghat balad hastim Irani bemoonim!

Mokhalefid? Baram benvisid ke chera. Movafeghid? Khodetoon ro az tarafe man do ta boose gholombe bokonid. Yeki chap, yeki rast!

P.S: Injaneb karshenasiye lahje shenasi az “daneshgahaye motabare khareji” daram. Dar hale hazer daram Italian, Russian va German tamrin mikonam. Indian va French ro oosa hastam. Redneck, Irish va Japanese jozve barnamehaye ayande hast!

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