Vote For Me!

Gofte boodam ke Ray Nemidam. Amma hala nazaram avaz shode. Be nazaram sherkat nakardan dar entekhabat zarbeye bozorgi be eslam khahad zad. Az hame badtar inke momken hast in zarbe be jahaye hassasesh bokhore!

Raftam begradam bebinam kasi ke “Aslah-tarin” bashe mishe peyda kard ya na, didam nemishe. Amma bejash mavadde lazem baraye candida shodan ro kashf kardam:

1) Weblog!

2) Rish (ye zarrash ham ghaboole!)!

3) Arezoo!

Az oonjayi ke man hameye in chiza ro daram tasmim gereftam ke khodam ro candida konam. Amma chera shoma bayad be man ray bedin:

1) Chon man kheyli doost daram ke rayis jomhoor besham!

2) Chon man “feminism” doos daram. Ba pepperoni ezafe!

3) Chon man khodam khab didam ke ye banooye sefid poosh behem goft bayad candida besham!

4) Chon man “Nokare mellate Iran” hastam!

5) Chon man astin kootah mipoosham!

6) Chon man baladam khareji harf bezanam!

7) Man bache ke boodam yebar ba ordooye madresamoon raftam Takhte Jamshid va Kheyli dochare eftekhar shodam!

Mashad ham raftam. Khoob yadam hast ke jibe babamo zadan!

9) Madrese ke miraftam hichvaght namazam ro faramoosh nemikardam. Chon agar faramoosham mishod enzebat sefr migereftam! Be hamin dalil alan kheyli momen hastam!

10) Man kheyli basavad hastam!

11) Man az ahange Ey Iran khosham miyad. Albatte bejoz ooni ke Andy mesle mast khoonde!

12) Man kheyli Internet baladam!

13) Man kolli havapeyma savari kardam ta hala!

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