I’d Do Anything!

“Reality television is a genre of television programming which generally is unscripted, documenting actual events over fiction. Although it has become highly successful around the globe in the 21st century, the genre has origins in earlier forms. Generally speaking, the genre was popular from the fall of 2000 to the spring of 2004.” - http://www.wikipedia.org/

Bedoone inke ghezavat konam sheklhaye mokhtalefe Reality TV ro be list mikonam.

Big Brother

Ingredients: Khooneye bozorg ba yek otagh khab: Yek adad, Adame kheng (A.K.A. Meymoon): Harche bishtar behtar, Doorbin: 3000 ta!

Scenario: Meymoonhaye azmayeshgahimoon ro zendani mikonim too khoone. Azashoon mikhym ke ba hamdige bekhaband. Ba hamdige hamoom beran. Joloye doorbin beran mostarah. Joloye doorbin mast konand, fohsh bedan va baraye hamdige chaghoo bekeshan. Bad agar khoshemoon oomad beheshoon moz va nargil midim! Akharsar az bikarane mamlekat davat mikonim be ma zang bezanan va ray bedan. 2% az poole telephonaye mardom ro be onvane jayeze midim be meymoone barandamoon va ba baghiyeye pool mirim ye showe dige doros mikonim. Bad az 2 sal ke 600% sood kardim mirim copye hamin show ro dar hezarta keshvare bikare dige dorost mikonim. Injoori soodemoon mishe 6000%!

Survivor, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, etc.

Ingredients: Jangal: Yek adad, Celebritye varshekaste va kheng (A.K.A. Meymoon): Harche bishtar behtar, Doorbin: 3000 ta!

Scenario: Meymoonhamoon ro mifrestim too ye jangal por az soosk va moosh va ankaboot. Azashoon mikhaym ke tokhme kangaroo bokhorand. Beran too yedoone taboote por az moosh bekhaband. Dasteshoon ro bokonan too ye soorakhe por az soosk va ankaboot. Bad jigh bezanan ta mardom khosheshoon biyad. Bad be ma zang bezanan va ray bedan. Ba 2% poole telephonhaye mardom, ye jayeze midim be barandeye jangal va ba baghiyeye pool mirim ye barnameye dige doros mikonim. Baraye inke tekrari nashe az yek jangale jadid estefade mikonim!!!

Hell’s Kitchen, Ramsey’s Kitchen, etc.

Ingredients: Ashpazkhoone: Yek adad, Sar ashpaze bitarbiyat: Yek adad, Daneshjoohaye ashpazi ke doost darand fohsh bokhorand: 7~8 ta, Doorbin: 3000 ta!

Scenario: Az Sar ashpazemoon mikhaym ke be ashpazhaye dige fohsh bede. Azash mikhaym ke dar har jomle 12 bar bege “Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck“! Az yek seri mardome kheng ke bejoz BigMac chiz nakhordand davat mikonim ta ashghalhaye ashpazkhoonamoon ro test konand va nomre bedan. Akharsar be kasi ke kamtar moshtariye masmoom be khoone ferestade az pooli ke ba telephonhaye mardome allaf jam kardim jayeze midim. Ba poolesh mirim yek showe jadid daghighan mesle avvali misazim. Indafe bejaye sar ashpaze bitarbiyat az ye sar ashpaze Faransaviye sexy estefade mikonim.

Celebrity Love Island, Gay Or Strait, etc.

Ingredients: Jazire: Yek adad. Celebritye sexy: 7~8 ta, Doorbin: 3000 ta.

Scenario: Az khanoomha va aghayoone sexy mikhaym ke joloye doorbin mokh bezanan va baghiyeye chizha. Bad mardom majboor mishan ta 4 sobh beshinan paye television chon “momken hast ke emshab ninash nash beshe“! Amma chon nemishe dobare mardom majboor hastand ke farda shab ham beshinan paye television. Be hamin tartib ta yek mah mamlekat ro az khab bikhab mikonim. Bad ham az celebrities mikhaym ke “bedoone inke havaseshoon bashe” mayoshoon ro dar biyarand joloye doorbin! Bad chon mardom khosheshoon miyad zang mizanan va ray midan. Tebghe mamoole hamishe ba poole telephonhaye mardom ye jayeze midim be barandeye barname va mirim ye showe jadid misazim. Indafe bejaye inke celebrity estefade konim yek seri agha va khanoome gay ro davat mikonim ta baramoon film bazi konan.

Akhar sar ke hoselamoon sar raft, ba pooli ke jam kardim mirim yek sayareye jadid mikharim va be khike mardome badbakhte koreye zamin mikhandim!

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