What’s It Gonna Be, Jakco?

NOT GUILTY!
… 22:17 GMT: Michael Jackson az har 10 etteham tabrae shod. Biroone dadgah aroosiye!

… Ye yaroo parchame France dasteshe!!!

… 22:20 GMT: Mardome tooye dadgah daran miyan biroon. Ghiyafehashoon jalebe. yeki mikhande, yeki heyroone, baziha ham mesle divooneha too doorbin zol zadan!

… 22:22 GMT: Jacko dare miyad biroon. Eynake aftabi…. Geryoon. Eyne zumbi mimoone!

… Mardom daran khodeshoon ro jer midan. Yeki marde ke 3 taye man vazn dare neshaste mesle bacheha zar zar gerye mikone. Hehhe!

… 22:24 GMT: Dare savare mashin mishe bedoone mosahebe. Mamanesh boosesh kard! Janet ham boosesh kard!

… BodyGuardesh mesle kargadan mimoone!

… 22:26 GMT: 4 ta SUV zede goloole, 2 ta motor Police. Presidenteshoon ham inhame dango fang nadare!

… 22:29 GMT: Migan vakilesh miyad harf mizane… Dige dare loos mishe!

… Ghazi behesh gofte: “Bail has been exonerated, you are free to go“.

… Vakilesh dare miyad biroon. Folan jash aroosi bayad bashe alan. Millionaire tar shod!

… Goshname, ina ham mikhan leftesh bedan. Badan update mikonam!

… 22:41 GMT: Man az alan migam, mahe dige Michael Jackson ye ahang mide ke 2 mah too top ten mimoone. Agar nadad esmam ro avaz mikonam mizaram Gholeydoon!

… Mardom ham daran miran khoonashoon. Che loos! Na raghsidan na lokht shodan na chizi! Bi mazze!

… 22:44 GMT: Hahhah, yaroo too BBC ham dare mige hafteye dige ye album mide mishe number one! Man che bahoosham!

… 22:53 GMT: Ta 10~15 daghighe dige mirese be Neverland. Momken hast joloye khoonash mosahebe kone.

… 22:57 GMT: Dadsetan dare harf mizane. Mige ba khanevadeye Arviso hich harfi nazade bad az raye dadgah. Mige eterazi nakhahad kard. Hehheh, khabarnegara daran tike pare mikonan yaroo ro. Yekishoon mige ke shoma ozve KKK boodin! Q:“What do you do now?“, A:“No comments!“. Ghabool kard ke yeki az shahed ha kharide shode boode! Zebele, soalhaye parto pala kam shod! Q:“Child molester has escaped unpunished?“, A:“No comments!“. 23:04 GMT tamoom shod!

… 23:16 GMT: Jacko resid be Neverland.

… 23:18 GMT: Daran ba heyate monsefe mosahebe mikonand. Pas Asgar Olaghiye mosalman kojas?!!! Esm nemigand. Shomare darand! Cherto perte…

… 23:27 GMT: Gooya madare in pesare azoon joonevara boode. Hame migan ellate asliye barande shodane Jacko “bad bazi kardane” madare Gavin Arviso boode.

… 23:37 GMT: Dige hoselam sar raft. Khode Jacko ke rafte jashn begire too Neverlandesh. Manam niyaz be ye fenjoon ghahveye dagh daram.

Zee end!

Related Links:
- Wotcha Gonna Do, Eh?! - Finglish!
- ????? ????? ????? ?? - BBC Farsi
- Michael Jackson cleared of abuse - BBC
- The Michael Jackson Trial - BBC In Dept

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