Election!

Reshte: 750gr
Sabzi: 2Kg
Nokhod, Adas va Loobiya: 750gr (har kodoom 250gr)
Piyaze sorkh karde: 4~5 ghashoghe soupkhori
Kashk: Kheeeyyyli
Ard: 2 ghashoghe soupkhori
Namak va Felfel: 2Kg (har kodoom 1Kg)

1) Az shoraye negahban Hoboobate khis kordamoon ro tahvil migirim va ba piyaze sorkh karde ghati mikonim; mizarim ta khoob bepaze.

2) Sabzi ro ke dokhtara va pesaraye soosoole dirooz va javanane shade emrooz khoord kardand ezafe mikonim va mishinim ta bishtar pokhte beshe.

3) 2 ghashoghe soupkhori ard ke Sean Penn az Amrica avorde ezafe mikonim; ham mizanim ta khoob ja biyofte!

4) Reshteye sefareshiye bargahe Razavi ro kam kam ezafe mikonim va ham mizanim.

5) Ghabl az shefte shodane reshte hameye kashk ro mirizim tooye dig!

6) Namak va felfel ham ke yademoon rafte bood yeja mirizim too dig va ham mizanim.

7) Chon kashkemoon tamoom shode ba poster va axaye sexy Electionemoon ro tazin mikonim.

Election ma amade hastesh. Montazer mishinim ta mardom biyan bokhorand va nazareshoon ro began!

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