8 Live 8 Lessons!

Khosh gozasht amma mishod ke behtar bashe. Maskhare baziye Police va bastane concerti ke bilitesh moft bood be nazare man aslan ba aghl joor dar nemioomad…

Amma chizi ke KHEYYYLIII halemoon ro gereft, Hippity Hop bood. Enghadr mozakhraf khoondand ta saate 8:30 ke hoselamoon sar raft va vasate ejraye in dokhtareye khiki pa shodim oomadim biroon! Taghriban 10 daghighe badesh ham Robbie Williams oomad va ba kalame rohani elahiye hazrate Queen, mardome khomar ro dobare zende kard. Khoda haft jaddo abadesh ro biyamorze…

Pink Floyd ham az BBC didim. Pir shodand. Kheyli!

Kollan REM va Robbie Williams behtarinhaye Live 8 boodand.

Darzemn darshaye akhlaghi va gheyre akhlaghiye Live 8 be sharhe zil elam gardid:

1) Hip Hop $ucks A$$; BIG TIME!

2) Hip Hop $ucks A$$ Even More!

3) Hip Hop Singers Won’t Shut Up Even After They’ve Been Booed By A One Million Crowd!

4) Blowing Up Israelis And Iraqis Won’t Get You Into Heaven. If There Is Any Heaven, Helping A Hungry Kid Sleep With A Smile Works Much Better For Heaven’s Imigration Officers!

5) Slash Still Rocks, Even though He’s Fat!

6) British Weather Forcast In General $ucks!

7) I Rule!

Never Be Late!