Bad Behaviour!

Roozi roozegari Adamizad tasmim gereft yek BBQ 120,000 nafari rah bendaze. Amma doode in BBQ sedaye hamsayeha ro daravord va atishesh shahri ro khakestar kard. Daste akhar tasmim bar in shod ke kasi dige az in ghalata nakone! 60 sal bad az in dastan yek bache por-rooye loos peyda shod va goft “Manam mikham“. Harchi digaran behesh goftan: “Baba bikhiyal, in chiza be dardet nemikhore… Dige niyazi be in chiza nist too in doniya… Dast bardar… Piyade sho…” be kharjesh naraft ke naraft. Migoft: “Chera shoma dashte bashin, man nadashte basham?! Mikham mikham mikham miiikhaaam!“. Mesle bachehaye loose zaboon nafahm pile karde bood ke “Miiikhaaam” va harfe hesab too katesh nemiraft ke nemiraft.

Yeki do ta az rofaghash ke tabehal say mikardand saketesh konand ta gholdore mahalle lato paresh nakone ham kam kam aasi shodand va behesh goftan: “Martikeye khar, ya az in gherti bazihat dast barmidari ya inke khod dani! Dige na refigh bazi hast na chizi!“. Amma fayede nadasht. Baraye chand mahi saket mishod va dobare shoroo mikard be dado bidad va ghor ghor va parto pala gooyi! Ta injaye dastan ro dashte bashid… Chandin rah baraye moghabele ba chenin bacheye por-rooyi hast:

1) Dige tahvilesh nagirim. Mahalle sag ham behesh nazarim ta az bikasi va tanhayi kam kam adam she!

2) Bezanim too saresh ta khafe she va beshine sare jash!

3) Harchi mikhad behesh bedim!

4) Ghollabisho behesh bedim!

5) Sare karesh bezarim. Begim “Mikharam barat age bacheye khoobi bashi” va hey keshesh bedim!

Man shakhsan rahe shomareye 1 ro entekhab mikonam. Chon hoseleye dava kardan ro nadaram. Rahhaye dige ham dardesaresh ziyade. Shoma che mikonid?

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