Dear Mr President!

Jenabe Aghaye Rayis Jomhoor,

Modati hast ke shabo rooz be shoma fekr mikonam va harche say mikonam nemitoonam chehreye shoma ra faramoosh konam. Midoonam ke midoonid kheyliha baratoon joke sakhtand. Kheyliha migan ke mamlekat ro be gand khahid keshid. Hamin kheyliha be Khatami fohsh midan ke “mardake bi orze hich ghalati nakard too in 8 sal“… Man azin gherti baziya balad nistam. Shayad be hamin dalil kheyliha fekr konand ke man ham “Bache Akhoonde Avazi” hastam, amma man be chapam ham bar nemikhore! Chizhayi ke dar in modat fekram ro mashghool karde avval az hame bar bad raftane 9 gigabyte mp3 va kolli zahre mare dige bood va dovvom inke ta 2~3 hafteye dige kelasaye daneshgah shoroo khahad shod! Amma sevvomin chizi ke fekram ro mashghool negah dashte va hadafam az neveshtane in name yek taghazaye fingili hast. Chon midoonesam ke besiyar adame tahsil kardeyi hastid, tasmim gereftam inja darkhastam ro benvisam.

Jenabe Rayis Jomhoor, Man be onvane yek Iraniye mokhalefe shepesh az shoma khahesh mikonam be ehterame 60% rayi ke avordid [woooah, alan yadam oomad ke 28 million nafar az hamin adamayi ke baratoon joke misazan ray ham dadan! Hala che be shoma ya che be Rafsanjani!] va shoma ro be joone harki ke doost darid, ghabl az inke khabarnegaraye khareji az avvalin jalaseye shoraye vazirane shoma film begirand va be doniya mokhabere konand, in aghayoon ro yek hamoome hessabi befrestid. Man shakhsan az “hamoon 60%” taghaza khaham kard hazineye sorkhab, sefidab, vajebi va kise kesh ro be khazine variz konand. Nafari ye gheroon ham ke bedan karemoon rah miyofte valla!

Bishtar az in vaghtetoon ro nemigiram. Ishalla mashalla ke “hamoon 60% ke goftam” fadaye ghoncheye labatoon beshavand! Oonam be sheddate harche gholombetar!

G2G, L8R,
Jimbo!

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