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Hamishe mindazan gardane refighe nabab! Amma hichkas nist ke bege age “khodet bashiyo khodet” taghsire ki mishe?! Inayi ke minvisam masalan gharar bood dishab benvisam. Dirooz sobh ghabl az raftan be daneshgah emailam ro bedoone dardesar check kardam. Amma asri ke bargashtam harchi zoor zadam nemitoonestam connect besham. Router ro restart kardam, laptopam ro restart kardam. Khamoosh kardam dobare roshan kardam, ADSL filter ro avaz kardam, indar zadam, oondar zadam. Nashod ke nashod! Az zoore bi Interneti raftam soraghe televisione ghorazeye ingilis. Khak too sareshoon konam ke hichi nadaran! Vaghean hichi nadaran. Ya shode amale banna bazi, ya inke atighe forooshi! Pffft!
… Kholase… Neshastam paye television. Akhbar tanha barnameye hayajan angizeshoon bood. Blair va ye yaroo araghiye oomadan va harf zadan kheyre sareshoon. Be Iran gir dadan, amma kamtar az parirooz. Araghiye goft ba “baradarane Iranish” harf zade va motmaenne ke in faghat ye sooe tafahom hast! Bad ham safire khoshgele Iran dar London ba 4 kilogram abroo oomad too Channel 4. Anchenan khoshgel ingilisi harf zad ke man agar az nazdik bebinamesh ye dandoone salem too oon dahanesh nemizaram bemoone! Mardake aldange bisavade dorooghgoo! Shart mibandam booye gande golabesh hameye studio ro khafe karde bood!
… Saram ro ba NewScientist garm kardam. Emrouz Sobh pa shodam va bazam Internete lamassab kar nemikard! Raftam daneshgah va az emaile BT settinge accountam ro print gereftam. Bargashtam khoone ta router ro reset konam bebinam chi mishe! Ey daaade biiidaaad… Print ro ja gozashte boodam… Be zamino zaman fohsh dadam… Zang zadam BT, bad az nim saat soalaye security va gherti bazi setting ro gereftam azashoon. Reset kardam router ro. Az avval hame chiz ro rah endakhtam. Password gozashtam va azin baziya… Alan neshastam daram type mikonam… Mokham daghe… Naaa, dagh bood. Alan khonak shode dige!
Khodavand hich adamizade agheli ra bedoone Internet nagozarad. Agar ham gozasht, bedoone TV nagozarad. Agar ham gozasht bedoone majalle nagozarad. Agar baz ham gozasht, errm… Khob gozasht dige! Khodayi ke inhame bala sare adamizad miyare faghat bedarde khodesh mikhore!!!
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