To The One In The Pit!

Zemne arezooye ghabooliye taat va ebadate shoma be dargahe elahi[!], kami hoselamoon sar rafte bood, goftim ye name be shoma benvisim va begim ke chi be chiye too in mamlekat.

Arz konam ke hafteye pish 100 nafar bedalile kasifiye havaye Tehran leghaollah gereftnad va mordan. Albatte estehzar darid ke vaghti migim 100 nafar, manzoor 500 nafar hast! Darzemn chon hoselamoon sar rafte bood va kheyli vaght bood havapeymayi soghoot nakarde bood, ye aboo ghorazeye arteshi ke az ghazaye roozegar mitoonest 8 daghighe parvaz kone tasmim gereft baraye khoshiye dele ma va shadiye an hazrat vasate shahr soghoot kone va 128 nafar ro lato par kone. Adamaye badbakhti ham ke bi khooneo zendegi shodan khedmate mahzare sharife shoma ba sheddate harche gholombetar ebraze eradat mikonand; Be che kolofti!

Refighe shafighetoon, Rayis Jomhoore khoshgele mamlekat ke hanooz shaba khabe NY mibinand, dastoor farmoodand be doniya ke Israel ro bebaran bekaran ye ja dige! Enshaallah beyariye hagh bezoodi inkar anjam khahad shod. Akhe az ghadim goftan “harfe haji harfe“! Ta yadam narafte begam ke chon mardome ma kheyli pool darand va az bi ghami nemidoonand che konand, tasmim gereftan ba ejazeye shoma $700 Million taghdim konand be Russia (8 sefr be name 8 emam; Oon 4 taye dige ro felan be hesabemoon benvisid!). Intor ke migan, mooshak az shamshir zooresh bishtare. Albatte shamshire shoma ye chize digas!

Be joz inayi ke neveshtam mamlekate shoma felan amno aman ast. Hameye khoshgela riyasat mikonand. Birikhta ham shokr gooyan, say mikonand zendegi konand. Rasti agar az intarafa rad mishodid ye sari ham be ma bezanid. Migan savab dare!

TTYL,
Jimbo

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