Hello Again!

I’ve been away for three week and guess what, the world has gone insane. Tom Cruise’s got fired and so have the Israeli Army!

Flights are diverted and escorted by fighter jets all over the world! The reasons are more ridicolous than George W. Bush’s speeches and funnier than his monkey faces! You think otherwise? Think again. Drunken fat chicks, Arabic notes, Arabs playing with their mobile phones and plastic bags, Pakistani looking men are just a few recent examples. More to come in the near future!

Apparently, “Pluto failed to dominate its orbit around the Sun in the same way as the other planets.” and so from now on you can’t say the planet Pluto! You have to say the “dwarf planet” Pluto! Repeat after me: “I went to the dwarf planet Pluto the other day to buy a magazine, but it was sold out!“

In other news, Canon leaked, again! EOS 400D will be out soon. Their new EOS Integrated Cleaning System looks pretty neat. Who knows, I might I will upgrade my 350D before the ski holidays!

And now, the weather forecast… SUCKS A$$. If you want to know the forecast, ask Ollie, the Black-U-Weather man. He’s never wrong when he says:

It gon’ rain!

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