P for Photograph!

“Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!” � Albert Einstein

Ugly Before you go any further, you need to know that if you support the Iranian government’s lies, you will find this post offensive. I’m going to make sure you are so offended that you will never ever dare to “talk patriotic” in front of me. I’m going to hurt your feelings so bad that you will suffer for days. I am going to destroy your dreams and flush them down the toilet… Naaah, I’m just kidding with you. But hopefully, I will make you look like a fool you really are. You don’t need to get embarrassed, though. We’re used to fools, anyway!

After reading Mr. Amigo’s angry “P for Petition” post, I felt like I couldn’t live another day without conributing my own precious words to the free world…

There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who need to be informed. Those who need to be guided and those who buy me Belgian Chocolate and kiss me passionately!!!

First group are easy to deal with. These are people who don’t know or know very little about things. For example, people who think there is still hope for Iran. All it takes is a couple of politics crash course with me and they’ll be on their ways to a happier life. There’ll be no bloodshed or hurt feelings at the end of the day. Hell, we might even go and get a pint or two together!

Second group are the worst kind. They are so dumb that there is no way to inform them about anything. Cricket, Katxy’s dog, for example. Cute little thing. “Go get the tennis ball, Cricket.” He doens’t have to know why. No reason is required. As long as the yellow balls keeps him happy, we’re all happy! Another example would be the animal who’s holding that “15 British aggressors must be executed” placard in the photo. He has no idea what it means, what it could cause or why the hell he is doing it. He’s doing it only because he is told to do so. If you tell him that he is hurting the image of his people with that placard, he does not understand. What do you know, you might even get busted for “questioning the orders from the top!” These animals, unless you are their guide, are not to be approached. They bite! Whooof, whooof!

Third group are the bestest evah. Anyone who doesn’t like Belgian Chocolate and kiss is dumb and should be slapped!

What’s my point? Kindda simple: What you see in the news these days is a game of power. It doesn’t matter if the British GPS thingy says the truth or the Iranian one. What matters is that the “hostages” won’t be executed! Both sides will make a deal and everything will be forgotten sooner that you think. This could (and most probably will) happen under the table. Don’t mind the idiot in the photograph scare you. As long as they have their cars, houses, alcohol, drugs and cheap 12 Y/O prostitutes, they won’t bite. Just let the guides do their ugly job and everything will be forgotten sonner than you think.

p.s. Apart from those who support the most infamous hostage taking government in the world, no animal was hurt during the typing of this post!
p.s.2 Katxy, I absoloutly love Cricket. He’s the smartest and cutest dog I have ever seen. Please ask him not to take this post personally! :p
p.s.3 I want one!