Freak Show is On!

Big Brother 2007 is on! This year’s show doesn’t look as gay as previous years, though. Still, it’s too early to say. We’re going to have to wait for the male housemate(s) to enter the house on Friday and the following weeks. Anyway… Here are the current heroes of the nation:

The two annoying identical twin sisters, Sam and Amanda. From the second they popped on my TV screen, I thought to myself, “Oh, crap! Two 9 years old girls trapped in their 18 years old bodies!” My guess is, and I am being very optimistic, by the time these two are out of the house, no Blonde joke will be funny anymore! And here’s the no brainer: they love Paris Hilton! Awww, how cute!

Old and grumpy Lesley. An ex-stand-up comedian. She must have ran out of fun!

Charley, the leggy unemployed lapdancer! That’s all she is!

Tracey, pink hair, no makeup, dresses up like gay Scandinavian men! Oh, and the IN-YOUR-FACE lip piercing! Her ridiculous “avit (i.e. have it)” attitude aside, she seemed to be smart person to me. We’ll see about that…

Victoria Beckham wannabe, Chanelle. She wants to make Yorkshire proud. Wo’evah!

Shabnam, the so obviously Persian girl. How am I so sure? After Joker, persian girls are the best make-up artists on this planet. I’m not sure about other planets, though!

Emily, the rich bitch who claims to be “not a rich bitch!” Jealousy is written all over her face. Jealous people scare me!

Laura, a genuine happy girl who wants to train as an embalmer!!!

Nicky, the ugly lesbian in the closet! But’s it’s alright everyone. She’s a Catholic! His Prince charming is Calum Best. Five bucks says once she’s out of the house, she’ll have Calum’s driver picking her up for the “coke-fuelled orgy” of her dreams!

And finally, Carole, the trouble maker. A political activist and demonstrator who likes to swear a lot. She also has more beard than Fidel Castro!

On Friday, one man will join the above housemates. If you’re asking me, that one “lucky man” is going to be a sucidal freak who wants the prize money for his sex change operation. Kaboom!