What a Wonderful World!

Snow covered mountains, colourful flower gardens, white chocolate, BigMac, people with their heads up their arses, crispy tasty bacon and cheese croissant, paper shredder, silicon celebrities, bubble wraps, Absinthe, breathtaking beaches, traffic jams, breakups, cold beer, Fox News, hot shower, lost credit cards, a kiss, a kick in the groin, you name it…

You get to pick some and the rest are going to pick you, whether you like it or not. It’s a wonderful world we’re living in! Not so cute and fuzzy and lovely to make us puke and not too dark, sad and miserable to make us go nuts. As long as I don’t have white chocolate on my list, I’m happy. What about you?!

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