Six years have passed since NY terrorist attacks and the world is still run by a bunch of retarded apes. A-hole of the western world, Mr President George Walker Bush on the left corner against the retarded Billionaire caveman, Osama Bin Laden on the right corner, fighting for the world title. What nobody’s seem to be aware of is that the prize won’t worth a damn thing if there is nothing left of the world itself.
Everything that both sides claim to be fighting for has been ruined since 9/11. Islam can no longer spread because to anybody with a healthy brain, it’s equal to suicide bombing, terror and hatred. Freedom and Democracy on the other hand, are nothing but a bunch of silly jokes nowadays. Bush’s new Patriot Act shuts you down whenever you dare to complain. It’s just a fancy name for Fascism, that’s all. Now that the flames are spreading to Europe, we are going to have to deal with the same shit Americans have been dealing with for the last six years. Fortunately, unlike half the Amercia Republicans, Europeans actually give crap about their values and won’t trade in their own “land of the free” for Fox News’ bull shit!
The good news is that the end is near, according to myself! One way or another, the caveman is going to die in his tumb. I have reasons to believe that his lungs are ready to retire soon and he’s going to suffocate to death! Just imagine how many farts he’s had to put up with in six years. Oh, and there is not a damn window to get some fresh air when it’s desperately needed. What comes out, goes back in! Daymn, yo! On the other side of the planet, Bush is going to be running out of Burritos soon and won’t be able to make another big mess, again!!!
Over all, I’m pretty happy with where I am now. If things start to get worse, I might consider throwing my TV out the window and carry on with my happy life! I was actually going to do it tonight, but James Bond’s on ITV2 to save the word. So I thought to myself: “give the guy a chance, man!” We’re just going to have to wait and see what happens…
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