JK Rowling Gone Ann Coulter!

Dumbledore is out of the closet, thanks to ~~Ann Coulter~~ JK Rowling! Here are few leaked lines from the next Harry Potter script:

EXT. HOTEL MEURICE, BELLE ETOILE SUITE, PARIS - DINNER TABLE/BALCONY (LIT UP EIFFEL TOWER IN THE BACKGROUND) - NIGHT

DUMBLEDORE POURING WINE in CLAUDIA’s glass:

DUMBLEDORE: So, Claudia, what was your family name again?!

CLAUDIA: Schiffer. (gently touches Dumbledore’s hand) Thanks. You don’t vant to get me drunk tonight, ja?! (plays with her hair)

DUMBLEDORE: Why, of course not! (keeps pouring until the glass is filled to the rim) I need to do one little thing, though! Stay still for a second… (reaches for his wand) Bradus Pittutus! Abra Kadabra! (sparks - smoke - bright light)

CLAUDIA (dressed as a Greasemonkey): VTF? (touches herself in certain places) Vhat did you do to me, you veirdo? Vhere am I?

DUMBLEDORE: Don’t worry, baby! We’re in my garage. I’ll fix everything later. Hey, can I call you Brad for the rest of the night?

CLAUDIA: One step clozer and I’ll kick in zee balls.

DUMBLEDORE: Oh, come on now… (reaches for his wand, again!)