Happy Halloween!

It’s Halloween again. Two years ago was the best (the Dracula Vs. Mother Theresa thing). Last year’s was crap. This year’s… Well, so far it’s been worse than last year’s bring-your-own-drink-hip-hop-crap-party.

Do you want to know how I started my lovely sunny day? I got up at seven. Had a quick SSS (i.e. Shave, Shit, Shower; ©2007 Boback) plus the usual cup of black coffee. Left my flat. Turned right. Right again. Pressed the button thingy to go across the street. As I was waiting for the traffic light, I saw a biker getting hit by a big ass van and dragged for about 10 meters before the van driver realised what was going on. I saw his knee bending the wrong way! I saw blood gushing out of his leg. I heard him scream in agony. I was this close to throw up right there and then. That was how I started my day. Add to that six hours of boring lectures plus a presentation. Fantastic, huh? Am I going to go to tonight’s party? Under only one condition. And that is none of your business, obviously! Trust me, it’s not! You don’t want it to be. Or maybe you do?! Do you?!!!

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