Six years have passed since NY terrorist attacks and the world is still run by a bunch of retarded apes. A-hole of the western world, Mr President George Walker Bush on the left corner against the retarded Billionaire caveman, Osama Bin Laden on the right corner, fighting for the world title. What nobody’s seem to [...]

Today’s my Mom’s Birthday! So, happy Birthday, Mom. I wish I was there to give you BIG LONG HUG plus two big sloppy kisses! One on the left chick and one the right! Now, if you’ll excuse us kids please, we’re going to talk about some stuff you probably don’t want to know…!
…I was organising [...]

“Each has freedom to do all that he wills provided that he infringes not the equal freedom of any other.” — Herbert Spencer; The Law of Equal Liberty

“Being mean is not cool, unless it’s needed for either pleasure or punishment (or both)!” — Jimbo

“Paris Hilton’s like, so annoying.” — Everyone

Which one would you rather [...]

It’s not every day that you see a smart commercial on UK television. If you are lucky enough, that once-a-month smart ad is not a translated or copied version of a German or Scandinavian and is in fact English. You see, TV ads are usually painful to watch. The only good thing about them is [...]

I’m back home after a short trip to Paris. Thanks to Eurostar, my back hurts like a <bleep> and I have to use that stinky “DeepHeat” stuff to ease the pain! I think their seats are designed to cause you permanent back and neck damage! I had to stand up every half hour and stretch [...]

I’ve been wanting to post a very long rant on 300 and its ridiculous Iranian ciritics but instead, I’m going to write about red wine! It’s the Persian New Year in 5 days and I know at least two of my friends who are struggling to pick the right bottle for their hosts! I’ll keep [...]

Not because I’m bitter or anything. But because I’ll be busy singing romantic songs to my new PC. Imagine me, a Mexican hat and a guitar, singing a spanish song in front of the monitor… I’m losing it… I need a coffee!
By the way, happy St. Valentine’s day, I guess!