If this clip is not retarded, I don’t know what is! Unlike yesterday’s Bafta Awards where all the awards went to the truly talented, Grammys, as always, was nothing but a bunch of talentless retards acting like monkeys.
But hey, I didn’t really give a shit about Grammys in the first place. Bafta was what I [...]

Last year, I nailed it. It was as if Oscar himself read my list before giving the prizes. This year, I’ll just have to try and see if there is still any magic left…
Best Motion Picture of the Year: There Will Be Blood is my choice. But Atonement too has a good chance. Like I [...]

Like the first one, I’m going to keep this short and straight to the point…
There Will Be Blood: The best film I have seen since Little Miss Sunshine! And surprisingly, the supporting actor, Paul Dano, is Dwayne from Little Miss Sunshine! Daniel Day-Lewis is at his best since Gangs of New York. The way he [...]

I’ve been avoiding this since November. I’ll try to keep it short and simple…
American Gangster: Denzel Washington’s best since his Training Day. Russell Crowe’s best since A Beautiful Mind. That should sum it up.
Things We Lost in the Fire: One of the best dramas I have seen in a very long time. I’d say Benicio [...]

One of the most iconic music videos of all time is Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall. If you haven’t seen it or never have heard of it, you obviously don’t know Jack Schitt about music and should stop reading now! But if you know what I’m talking about, There’s an interesting documentary from [...]

I’m pretty sure Hollywood Clichés wouldn’t be so annoying without the nudity, gore, slap stick and similar over-used rubbish. But then, they woudn’t be called clichés! Though, I don’t think “over-using” is neccessarly a bad thing. I love Tarantino’s over-using of fake blood, extreme close-up shots and foot fetish! I also love Zemeckis‘ Tom Hanks [...]

Man, these badges sure look ugly! I mean, what kind of green is this? Pigeon shit green?!
Anyway, click ‘n’ vote, please. I would happily consider your votes as your belated Birthday presents! Or else, I will have to spike your drinks and make you watch Nicole Kidman’s zombie flick! If that’s not [...]

Multiply everything I said about Fantastic Four by two ten and you should have Delta Farce. And I’m being extremely kind here…
Let me put it this way, Delta Farce was a movie about ignorant retarded rednecks conceived by ignorant retarded rednecks for ignorant retarded rednecks! Absoloutly NOTHING about it was funny and the whole thing [...]

Paris Hilton is going to sing for us in Repo: The Genetic Opera, a horror musical. She’s going to try and sing, anyway! Exciting news, isn’t it? It really breaks my heart when I see these talented angels are savagly attacked by Tabloids and Bloggers. She’s made a mistake and paid for it. Get over [...]

Remember what I said about the first one? The new Fantastic Four is basically the same pile of crap, except that this time, after almost two years, it’s all dried up and even flies don’t bother to sit on it!!! Oh, and I didn’t pay for it this time. We were “invited!” To be honest, [...]