Unlike his boss, Dick Cheney is a very smart man. He’s a dick, of course, but he’s a smart one! And governments need smart people. Everybody knows that the one reason Saddam remained in power after the first Gulf War was that the yanks needed him. Not only because they needed an evil to balance [...]

Multiply everything I said about Fantastic Four by two ten and you should have Delta Farce. And I’m being extremely kind here…
Let me put it this way, Delta Farce was a movie about ignorant retarded rednecks conceived by ignorant retarded rednecks for ignorant retarded rednecks! Absoloutly NOTHING about it was funny and the whole thing [...]

… Is better than sex. You’re only fooling yourself if you think otherwise. Of course, I’m not talking about the awful McDonald’s. I’m talking about the insanely delicious and creamy hazelnut and Stracciatella Italian ice cream. Or oink grapefruit and tropicali with zest on top. Mmm…
It’s half past one and I can’t sleep. I’ve [...]